Slow white guys find success by constantly jackin it?

FAN: Hey you’re that guy from TV with the hot exotic wife. Does she really sound that annoying in real life?

Very nice. +1
I'm of the belief that Chris Isaak is one of the most underrated music artists of the last 30 years. Seriously folks, his first five albums are solid, particularly Silvertone, Chris Isaak and Forever Blue.

I know somebody and they cry for you...

Are you actually surprised your coaches didn't want you helping the Bears and the Packers?

Still not Brock's worst decision:

Every year my mother would make Lithuanian Kielbasi and cabbage. You boil the kielbasi for like 4 hours, THEN boil in the cabbage in the delicious fat kielbasi water. Amazing. I don't normally like boiled food, but with some horseradish, this is a great dish.

I'm still holding out for the music edition: Jeff Buckley or Brian Jones?

I believe you mean "structurally unemployed". (From a college-level instructor who agrees with some of your point. Attendance grading is silly. That said, when a consistent no-show student wants extra office hours every week to "make up for lost time", you understand the other side of the problem

So you're lenient with content that may not demonstrate a firm grasp of course material (as per your generous partial credit policy), but you have a horseshit policy on attendance, which come to think of it is even less relevant if the only course material is a PDF that YOU PUT TOGETHER YOURSELF.

"I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend."

Next years costume...

Part of the reason his percentage is so low is because Andros takes a lot of shots outside of the box. It's not particularly efficient, but Andros has never been afraid of a gamble.

Subliminal messages on the Slovak jersey? Are we sure this isn't the work of Satan?

His draft class is full of guys who were supposed to be headed for greatness but settled for solid, workmanlike careers.

I miss the MetroStars name.

There was a time when people thought he was the future of the US national team. Crazy how things worked out for a lot of people in his Bradenton class.

Steamed cheeseburgers? The only people who like steamed cheeseburgers live in the God foresaken town of Meriden. The rest of us prefer pizza. The proper pizza, as God intended it.

Wow. This Phil Mushnick guy sure gives journalists an "urban" eye.

You're with me, tether