I get that but the photo’s so odd, the way that the girl underneath is half-hidden and contorted.

This one haunts me in a poignant way, as it captures the precise moment that the terrible hopelessness of our collective existence dawned on Phone Girl, a realization that expresses itself in her vast, searching glare. As well as her vast, searching décolletage.

A wised-up right-thinking pre-emptive counter to the wised-up right-thinking pre-emptive counters to the hot takes on the “hot taek, amirite?”, am I right?

Who hasn’t done this in a pickup game?

Funny, I saw Third Eye Blind give the same “we’re so glad to be back with you guys, our real fans” speech to a club crowd once. That was around 2000 or 2001, I think.

Late 30s single guy living too far (about 50 miles) outside a major city here. Actually, since the major city is NYC, “10 blocks” appears to be the Line of Too Far when it comes to dating and distance.

Come on, you arse.

I was recently stuck chaperoning a school trip on a bus where “Neighbors” was being shown. One-hundred-plus minutes of thinking that prying the door open and chucking myself onto the NY Thruway under the bus tires would be funnier.

Pizza rolls have a pedigree.

Isbell probably would be dead?

Give me both. At the same time.

No.

Your move, Jim Ross.

#prayersforMessi #LeoStrong

The artisanal pencils come from Beacon. Just try getting one of those fucking things on Metro-North, I dare you.

A 64 page Billy Joel pullout in Newsday is the most Long Island thing I can imagine.

No, no, he’s got it all wrong. “Isolate her from her family and friends” is the third step in the W.H.I.T.L.O.C.K. system.

That’s so good it ought to be taught in schools. Afterwards students could take a little exam on it. Like a test, but not so long. No, shorter even than a quiz - a diminutive kind of quiz.

Hey MLS, if Isaac Brock said to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?

All of this is true, but what’s being left out here is the fact that from the moment Freddy first burst onto the “scene,” well before that debut for DC United (I mean as an 12 or 13 year old dominating youth club tournaments, arousing the attention of obsessives in places like Bigsoccer) he was dogged by rumors and…