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I'm a hundred miles away, son. Ready to tweak a hamstring.

@Craig Eshericks Mustache: That's totally gonna fuck up the show's credibility.

@DougOLis: Well, you never heard anyone talk about "corn-fed northeasterners," did you?

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: That "short" distinction you've got there is interesting. I've been operating under the assumption that most women rarely go for a guy shorter than them.

So I just got back to poking around the Momma's Boys site, and - Liz the Polish nurse? Wow. She's Polish and so am I, sorta...three generations back anyway. Mom would approve. And she lives two towns away from here. Czesc, baby.

Agh! Billy Mays ESPN360 commercial. It's like they're listening to us, I tell ya.

@JB*: Except who the hell spends $20 a month on paper towels?

@DougOLis: Almost literally, no. Moved to a new area 4 months ago where I know no one at all. I work at a smallish place, so there's a handful of colleagues, all older and different from me, and that's all. Got sick of sitting in bars years ago - I have a good time doing that if I'm out with friends, but I don't…

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: You in the Leafs jersey? It can't really be "ftw", because the Leafs never win anything.

@I Party With Smoot: How the f do those places always have lines? Is that part of their strategy ("look like we're busy!") or are they just really inefficient? I've never been in one, and I'm not likely to ever go, despite one being 5 minutes walk from my place, cause I'm not waiting an hour to eat anywhere.

@Kid Canada: I've never once been asked by any family members, near or far, when I'm gonna find a nice girl and settle down. And I'm not gay, nor as far as I know do I trip anyone's faulty gaydar. They just seem not to care at all. And that's good, because I don't know a woman within 400 miles of me right now, much…

@Kid Canada: It's "the NBC dating show where mothers help their complacent sons choose the perfect woman." Sez my search results.

There's only one NHLer who can really lay claim to the term "spin-o-rama," and here he is. The second goal is especially filthy.

Why don't you just catch cancer, you jerk?

@spinachdip: That's the worst bowdlerization of an illegal Anchorman reference, ever.

@Shakεy: (spins non-spinning chair around in your direction...)

@Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!: Nope, I'm heading up into the snows (family lives in the hills, tells me there's about a foot on the ground). And I'm riding the rails, so happily, no travel drama anticipated.

@Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!: Is and always will be southern CT, wherever I may roam.

Good evening DUAN.