The worst thing in the world is a beer snob. Generally snobs of every flavor are quite simply terrible people, but when you take something as awesome as beer, which has existed for nearly as long as humans have, and get all snobby about how other people choose to enjoy it you have officially crossed a line that can…

"I hate being tackled effectively, that should be illegal. I have alot of good pros on my team, and we decided the gentlemanly way to do it is to negotiate the tackling.

They put on a Reds uniform, fell asleep, and then shit the bed?