The thing about crowning achievements is that some societies are so starved of leadership that they’ll bestow rule with the least forethought. Defeating a backwards rabble of pirates is hardly the foundation of government.

1. A bit gutted for Leclerc as Ferrari continues to make baffling decisions.

Them aliens already made contact. Unfortunately the first guy they ran into was driving a brand new Nissan Frontier. The aliens were like “Wait, that’s a new Frontier? Exactly the same as the one from like fifteen years ago?” Then they rolled their eyes and peaced out. Thanks a lot, Nissan. You made us all look like…

He should have a job, but he wants starter money and no one is gonna pay that.

Other than he hasn't played in 3 seasons while the other guys mentioned have been on the roster, practiced, and know the playbook.

No way I’m switching seats so that I can get my legs crushed while some lady who wasn’t paying attention while booking can not feel bad about her incompetence.

Last September, according to a timeline of events provided by the Anchorage School District, a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others

I died of dysentery.

Hot take: if racing wasn’t dangerous it wouldn’t be as popular. Either to driver or audience.

Huge loss... what a badass woman. Rest in peace, Jessi.

Thank you for staying laser focused on sports by breaking down his swing. I’d be upset if I was tricked into reading about international geopolitical events on Deadspin.

Neutral: Stop judging executives so harshly on quarterly results. Start looking at annual and longer performance windows instead, then adjusting their compensation accordingly — including holdbacks for certain long-term goals.

I’m not interested unless it’s available with this awesome wing from the McLaren M8.

Larry Fitzgerald, postgame

Antonio Brown is best example of a WR as a finely tuned instrument since Joe Horn.

I'm all for spelling, punctuation, and effective sentence structure.

Bruh took the money and ran, and is still out here running back begging.  Get the fuck out of here with that.

He signed off on that ridiculous settlement. He can be ready ‘til the cows come home after that; he signed his own career death warrant after that fiasco as far as I’m concerned.