MICROSOFTW0RD
MICROSOFTW0RD
MICROSOFTW0RD

Well of course that's the plan...that's always the plan.

Wrong. Did the advertisement promise it work with no issues?

I assume that's not entirely up to them. If it was, there would be countless other attempts, either by indies or the big publishers to distinguish themselves among the competition.

I hate to be that guy, but I think those are cavalry swords, not katanas. Well two of them are. Not sure what the goofy short thing or the one in the sheath is.

That's not quite analogous — if a company sold a shovel that didn't work terribly well, and maybe part of the handle came off, there's a chance it could continue to exist.

"Press X to take a critical look at the effects the War on Drugs has done mostly to the poor and disenfranchised."

There are alternatives if you want to vote but don't like the R or D. Then again, maybe you don't like the third party candidates either. But if you are going to waste your vote, you might as well waste it on principle.

If any of my comic book artists/writer heroes or SF writer heroes need a bottle of wine, all they have to do is make it known to me somehow, and it's there.

Lets just be clear here, the devs (the people who make the actual game) don't get to decide when a game gets released unless they are a self publishing independent company. You can bet the devs worked their asses off to try and fix things before the ship date, but if the publisher decides to ship a game before it's

"welcome to Chicago, you are little, little guy....."

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

Poor little Cotton. I just want you to know that we, your brothers and sisters, are all praying for your safe return.

Oh sure, there's nothing wrong with making money. But the biggest "job makers", a.k.a. "businessmen" have become very good at keeping as many of those dollars for themselves as possible, while paying out the barest minimum in order to keep the short-term profits rolling in. Frankly, some people at the top earn

It's pretty hard to track someone down when they make threats through a payphone or on some proxied IP or at the public library. The police still have to respond and rightly so, but how much resources and manpower are they going to put in to finding the hoaxer?

Good stuff. He will be running over pedestrians in GTA in no time.

"This could seriously undercut your sales."

Don't get it. Looks like a tinier version of Steve Buscemi to me.