I believe in invisible sky man. He flies and I can talk to him in my head. All non-believers should shut up and stop talking about magic sky man because it makes me butthurt.

Thats a pretty good lower body workout. May I suggest this for the upper body?

"the brown-skinned love interest from a 90's cartoon called Doug"

1.21 Jigglewatts!?

I'd like to see the statistics on how often this phrase is repeated on Kinja: "you must be fun at parties." I'm thinking maybe once a second.

When I see people repeat someone's statement, then try to flip it back on them, I basically write off the rest of what that person has to say. =D Huehuehue

an appreciation for nonsensical humor

you're do righteous on your high horse. Good for you man!

Probably a lot of influence, but unfortunately Destiny turned out to be a less satisfying experience overall for me. In fact, I stopped playing it after 2 months. Reach, on the other hand, was hard to put down. I only stopped playing it when I sold my Xbox 360 and by that time I had sunk many times more hours into…

I felt the need to take a break after the first couple of months. I was unsatisfied with the general smallness of PvP (3v3 or 6v6 last I checked..no large battles which I found disappointing), lack of social in the game in general, and repetitiveness of the PvE. I'm not obsessed with collecting pixel crack, and I…

When this game came out I was all "boohoo I don't have an xbox one..I'm so jelly." Now I just feel bad for you guys..I mean...c'mon....IT AIN'T RIGHT.

I miss it so much ;'''' -(

Service-wise I didn't have many interruptions with Comcast in the apartment I just moved out of, where I had comcast for about a year. However, I'd gladly pay $10 more a month for faster internet and not having to call in to their customer service ever again.

Service-wise I didn't have many interruptions with Comcast in the apartment I just moved out of, where I had comcast…

Do it. Fuck Comcast.

Do it. Fuck Comcast.

Out of the entire Kotaku staff, I think Yannick does the best game reviews. Anyone else agree?

Jesus christ man..

U mad bro?

That cliched retort is nearly as played out as "U mad bro?"

Again: "unlike a PC, you'll have to upgrade much, if not all of it over the course of it's lifetime in order to for it to be able to last as long, comparatively"

It sounds like the problem you have is that you lack an actual understanding of software and hardware. Cool story though.