Destiny was a disappointment for me

That's honestly a beautiful story.

Ah the good ol' TSA. Stealing shit from people's luggage, fondling people, getting off on full body scans, being incredibly rude for no good reason, and standing around aimlessly while a man yells at another man for no good reason..

lol..esports

Lol..is this a sheet of acid?

Due to the angle it seems to put more pressure down onto the area where the G-spot is located (of course, if done properly..otherwise you're just crushing your partner). Also, the man/woman with a strap on shouldn't just lay their entire body weight onto their partner, but rather use arm/upper body strength to support…

Then you probably only know him post old spice commercials.

It would be hard to not pull a "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA" to anyone seen doing that.

As someone who doesn't even currently own a PC capable of comfortably running bf3 on low.. I agree with this. It looked so beautiful on ps3 (and was a solid game all around). I can only imagine how it'd look with farther draw distance, better resolution, etc plus MODS!!

Mad cuz you can't afford a house?

So edgy, bro

..I approve of this. I fucking hate litterers. Do you really like to look at garbage in the outdoors???

T-Money always delivers

I think Jenny Slate is awesome..so now I must check out Sara Schaefer.

I have my smart phone in my pocket throughout the day so in my case I guess I'm "wearing" a smart phone all the time. I can certainly understand what you're saying though. It's definitely not something for everyone.

This car scares me and gives me a boner

You never said he wasn't talented, however you said he's famous for twerking his boobs. I disagree with that sentiment but it's really not a big deal; I was just throwing my two cents in. Either way it's of little importance to the affairs of the world..no need for me to lighten up any further.

Where exactly did I defend death threats?

He can also be seen doing many other things:

Well, he isn't famous for "boob twerking." He's a former athlete and a current actor. Just saying..