I do not want to live in this world.

Thank you for sharing sir.

What do people do when they have to crap? Just crap their car? Abandon it?

Everyone who preys on the elderly should be sentenced to 6 months in jail. Day 1 will consist of being placed in a ring with a professional MMA fighter waiting for them.

He was just thinking of a hammock he saw on Goop.

I think it's funny how people are fixating on this particular piece of advice. This is good advice for anyone, whether you're a man or a woman. It's called situational awareness and it's the difference between falling into an open manhole, and not falling into an open manhole. Too many people seem to have this belief…

"IT'S A FUCKING FEATURE."

Just make sure you know good and well how to use the stun gun properly. It's not enough to simply press the button and touch the person with it. You really have to press it into them and maintain that pressure until you feel that the threat is incapacitated (which will be a very temporary state most likely). As soon…

Just going to share some friendly advice for you or anyone who wants to read...not trying to act like a know-it-all here. It's probably going to be long so I don't expect anyone to even get past the first sentence.

I'd like to quit my job and follow my sister around in public 24/7.

persistent world is the trademark of an mmo. This is definitely an MMOFPS. It's just not doing a very good job at it.

Thanks for the gif.

I'm not sure if you want to take this guys advice. I changed my OKC name to Str8UpMurderer temporarily and the amount of visitors I got skyrocketed. I did this about 6 months ago.

This is funny, but I'm not sure why..

Maybe but I doubt it. I have two cats and one in particular makes weird expressions or leaves his mouth hanging open sometimes.

I've reached the same conclusion. I'm getting the impression that he walks around like, "Yeahhhh I'm the dude...the one true dude. I know it all. I could fucking kill a bear with mah hands, G. Yeahhhh I'm the smartest rider out there."

Please...I know the real reason a drunk driver blew a red light and caused an accident which you likely had less than 1 second to avoid. You're an idiot. I learned this from the book of Wes.

The man is in denial of Murphy's Law.

"one friend was killed in full safety gear by a woman who ran a red light." Yeah totally sounds like an idiot. You are starting to sound like a real asshole, is that truthful enough for you? I hope you never die on your motorcycle because then you'll automatically be considered an idiot, right?

I'm not telling you how to talk to others..but just pointing something out. When someone has had friends die, and you refer to them as idiots (even if they were..we don't know that to be the case..they could've gotten killed in a freak accident on a bike), there's a chance you might upset the person. You seem to want…