So it's basically a variation on SEO.

Then where the fuck do bananas come from?

BOOM!!! Fuck yeah! Get some! S'wat I'm talkin' abooout!!!

Yes, even your suffering is, somehow, special.

<In tone of Second Amendment Man> "Pfft, you need to EDUCATE yourself about hacking AND video games. Come on over to my place, I'll show you how much FUN gaming and hacking can be. Us responsible hackers and gamers will....

You know what, fuck it, it's too easy.

I read the title 4 times before I saw the word "food". It's a much more interesting article that way.

"They're going to Tumble about you" conjures a hilarious image of shoplifters in a tornado