If they really want to tease you about the future release of this car, they should show it wrapped around a tree.

Oh, they exist, they’re just not referred to as ‘leaks’. It’s more like “Hey there...can I email you something?” 

My brother, his wife, and their newborn baby are on Medicaid, and my brother is a Trump supporter. He’s high school educated, has never lived outside of his town, and has a limited understanding of politics outside of the horrible Facebook groups he’s in (which convince him that he’s poor because of immigrants or…

Well he’s not getting a new iPhone, that’s for sure.

I’ve been thinking recently how funny it is that after seven years of promising to have a super-awesome health care bill with no downsides, when they actually have to turn in their homework it’s such an atrocious proposal that hospitals, doctors, insurance companies, the AARP, ultra-conservative Republicans, moderate…

It looks like a Jeep but there could be a conspiracy. Alex Jones is certain its a mustang.

Or: Why do broke people sign up for stuff that gives them money? /s

I was incredibly disappointed to learn that Dr. Prospero Gogo is, in fact, a medical doctor named Prospero Gogo, and his first name is not actually Dr. I feel like he should be disqualified on those grounds, since that makes him at least 75% less ridiculous.

Is this any worse than 5 children by 3 wives?

meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet

1. Bert and Ernie are most definitely NOT muppets.

It’s a V6, it’s still in training

Nobody cross-shops a V6 Mustang with six-figure exotics. You can probably shoo away everyone who shows up in a bog-standard Mustang and you would lose no sales.

I work at a Maserati and Alfa Romeo dealer and I am willing to bet the guy was only at the Lamborghini dealer to talk about how much he loves his mustang. I swear 4 out of 5 Mustang drivers that come by our store are just absolute tools. They’ll look at a 4C and just tell everybody that it’s cool and all but they…

There is no excuse when something like this is so preventable...

If you can’t afford a V8, you REALLY can’t afford to crash your v6.

I think it was that VTEC kicked in.

NUMBER 7 WILL ABSOLUTELY SHOCK YOU

That’s what a shark gets for not unionizing.

Nice Ferrari, Bro!