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There are a lot more planes in the sky today than 50 years ago. The planes go slower so they won’t bump into each other.

Guys, i’m starting to think that electing a reality TV star with 5 military deferments to command one of the world’s largest armed forces may not have been the best idea.

Probably a full load of fresh fruits and vegetables bound for North Korea. (read: empty)

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Dammit.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

Look, our Extremely Intelligent President Trump (he has excellent genes for intelligence, let me tell you, did you know one of his uncles was a professor at MIT? Top quality brains, and he worked on the nuclear, you know, which is so vital) noticed that all the refugees these days are coming from countries in turmoil,

Sure, they are being vetted. But are they being EXTREMELY vetted?

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

great, that can can be your obituary

I’m sure once he shows his transcripts he’ll be completely redeemed. /s

I’ve had men try to order for me before, and I hate it. It’s one thing for my husband to order something for me because I communicated to him what I wanted, and loathe speaking to people, and fail at social interaction, and, holy shit, how do I eye contact?; but assholes who do this without prompting and to show that

This a sad, satisfying, and complex explanation.

I think it a very weird and twisted way, it was intended as a complement. It was to create a bizarre sense of intimacy “you and I are going to have the meatloaf.” Sort of like a guy ordering for his date, both a show of power and a show of intimacy. Perhaps he remembered Christie saying he loved Meatloaf, and

These would be perfect if I allowed my sub to wear anything.

To be fair, most of these accidents are at Cars & Coffee events which tends to skew the stats. Mustang owners, unlike Camaro owners, don’t usually have to report back to the jail on Fridays.

Not even one chupacobra joke? For shame.

About ten years ago, I vowed to try taking Caltrain from San Jose to SFO rather than paying for a taxi.

He got this kinda backward: If I ever missed work because I got injured lifting a jet ski, I would definitely claim it was a cocaine suspension.