Im not confident it will include much in the way of directly bad news.

More of what we’ve had in the past. All but direct A-B links like, trying but failing to collude in Trump tower with the Russians.

If you think Im giving money to the Catholic Church

Your next trip to Wauseon, Ohio should include a stop here

What about changing your return flight as soon as you arrive at the gate in HI?

Fuck it, Im gonna go for it, I have a friend that lives somewhere on one of the islands.

What are the chances that as soon as I land I can go to a ticket counter and change my return flight date? I see online that its usually a 150$ fee

The madden one killed me.

In college we rented a 3 bedroom house and had 7 people living in it with 10 cars between us all.

In a residential neighborhood, and it was the only rental house on the block. The fine midwestern neighbors didnt complain once 

Im into dirt track racing (yeah yeah hillbilly I know) anyways when Im just in the stands drinking for a night instead of working on a car Ill always feign a knee during the anthem, my friends will grab me almost as if Im fainting to keep me from going all the way down. Full well knowing the MAGA shitstorm that would…

Before*

I fucking loved lost and thought the ending was great.

What I didnt love about the ending was how many people didnt get it.

They literally ran every episode 2x during the final (and maybe even bore that) season with liner notes the second time.

Still a killer show. 

Yeah line em all up and its the front and rear fascia thats different. Not that I think cars right now are particularly ugly, but a SK Kia doesnt look much different than a French Citroen 

goofy ass long ties 

The dude screaming “hell yeah” absolutely has the correct reaction

Nimmy Page talking about how much that girl loved it is quite a thing to hear.

Youll laugh, youll cry

Tank you Comrad Nunes 

My dad makes a living as a wholesale auctioneer, the entire industry relies on auctions.

TLDR, not a bad thing 

I love old deadhead stories. 

Arent you a peach 

And they openly admitted that by design, the best case scenario was +1 trillion to the deficit. W.T.F.

Comrad?!?

This