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how am I being overly sensitive? Lol. Him being Japanese has absolutely nothing to do with the article

I don't want to be THAT guy, but what exactly is the point of specifying the person's ethnicity in the article? Just seems odd to me. Why not just label to subject as "kid" "man" "guy" attached toothbrush to airsoft gun?

Because Star Wars episode 1 through 3 proved using green screen for all your shots is a brilliant idea...

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you guys do realize that it's actually called Sprint and has never been called turbo, right?