Lucrezia Mongfish, mother of Agatha Heterodyne. Agatha is just as tough, but not yet a mother.

Hmm, diamond-like nanothreads you say?

Man, I would love A Redtail's Dream movie. She is one talented lady.

Meanwhile, rumor has it, a fifth Indiana Jones movie is now in the works.

Because you can't spell Science Fiction without deadly neurotoxin.

I was a waitress at a restaurant. I was fairly new at the time of the incident described below.

Goblin. Tits.

Even tricks like this?
This one still cracks me up.

My inner child is screaming "Of fucking course! You fucking fucks!"

Donnie Darko was terrible, with or without explanation.

Is that a squid?

It appears to be be a BMW, which makes the use of a signal even more amazing.

The dilution of the rainwater would make the salt water homeopathic, therefore much saltier than normal.

Better actor than Kristen Stewart...

That snake is much more committed to the role than the otter.

The chemo for all the tumors he had removed after his magical refrigerator ride makes him cranky.

I second that.

Russian countryside today:

Cubert J. Farnsworth
Happy mole scraping day!