Just remember the old saying "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is" and you'll never fall for a scam.

I was a waitress at a restaurant. I was fairly new at the time of the incident described below.

Eh?

Drumming in the science classroom. "I, too, like to live dangerously".

this is just reaffirming my desire to stay indoors.

Whoa. That's exactly what I did. Weird.

The phrase "nope the fuck outta there" has now entered my vocabulary! I love it!

omg I wish I could give you all the stars for this story. I was laughing, but the pained laughter of imagining your husband trying to nope the fuck outta there lol

Your story reminded me of my husband. We were both in a calculus class together, and one of the gals in class was a bit out to lunch. I think she was a tweaker, and would just come in and do weird stuff. Like sitting directly at the professors desk, across form him, and stare at him until he told her to go take a…

Gender, race, sexuality, creed. Bleh. You're still human, still boring. Give me more games where I can play as the monster or alien.

I'd play this right now with friends as is if I had access. Just for the lols. :)

wow this is cool, its like a real time, FPS version of Frozen Synapse. I dig it.

That would be a valid defense if that wasn't the way they played practically all the time.

"I can tell you they've always been using weird, obscure words. When I was a kid in the spelling bee, the winning word was 'wheel,' and we were all, 'what the fuck is that.'"

Plenty of cultural shifts in play here. How hardcore was the 1940 champion? How much time did they devote to spelling? I'm guessing a tiny fraction compared to the worst speller to make the finals this year. Did they know to learn root words and origins? My point being that it's shifted from a contest to see who…

I expect people working at restaurants to be able to perform their jobs reasonably efficiently and in a professional manner without having to be bribed.

earliest explanation I can find.

Not all echo chambers, though. To be fair.

I will need to ask my physician, Dr. Leo Spaceman.