French Fries are from Belgium.... look it up...

No, it’s from Germany, but it was originally made out of small children captured by witches.

"Actually...I'm quite alright. I'm cold, cramped, and pretty sure that my elbow is submerged in Cool Whip, but I'll be just fine..."

"My love interest isn't dead? Well, now I have no emotional motivation to move the plot forward. Can you pass me a beer while you're in there?"

Your understanding of spherical trigonometry is excellent! However, if you manage to find a bear in Antarctica, it must have been brought in from somewhere else, so there's really no telling what color it would have.

Theoden's speech is one the always seems to put a lump in my throat:

The better of the two speeches from RotK, in my opinion.

Some will argue it is this:
"Now, the question for the hour is, "Who's got the Pandorica?" Answer: I do. Next question: "Who's coming to take it from me?" Come on, look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else I don't have: anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your…

Yes. The Animatrix. All of those shorts are leaps and bounds better than all 3 Matrix movies combined.

The Animatrix was fucking fantastic. Better than all of the movies combined.

I specifically ignore this and stick to the idea that "James Bond" is in fact the code name, 007 is just his designation (sort of like Seal Team 6). Each actor playing Bond is a new agent that has been pulled into to the 00 program. Thus making Daniel Craig 'new' to being 007, which works perfectly!

I'm guessing splotchy red from having been shot. B*sterd hunters. No wonder bears want to eat us.

When I was a kid, the mom of my best friend at the time was a nurse at our small local hospital. We were hanging out in the waiting room when a couple came in very awkwardly, the woman bent over and the man crouched behind her, a towel draped between them and over one of the man's arms. Turns out he became stuck…

Since I don't completely believe my own argument here, in another comment on this thread I made up (or possibly borrowed from a lot of science fiction writers, I dunno) some form of homonormative society that could, theoretically, exist and be as population-self-sustaining as our heteronormative society. It's kind of…

what about popplers?

Yes, I know where it comes from, but I have it on good authority from a toad friend of mine that it's fantastic.

Lembas bread from LOTR. Sounds wonderful to have a snack for a very, very long time.

Typically, when they say they can do something, they can do it.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!