It seems to me that in most of these cases the proper headline would have been "Eight people who survived despite performing surgery on themselves"

Only one solution: We need more radioactive stuff (that is, alpha-radiation) to replenish our helium!

For me it was...so it's not so much about the article but about the stuff I see...

Didn't planes fall out of the sky? They typically go higher up than the weather...

Well, the third purpose obviously being: To get employment for the unemployed - though several other measures like pretty much banning married women from work and the massive militarisation were much more effective at that - partly because there were not many such structures that were actually built. Of course all of…

We already know there's carbon on Mars. Also, by the way, Gold would at least be very likely to be on Mars - it would be more surprising if there weren't any.

Or they discovered a planetary rocket engine that will fling Mars towards Earth, thus shattering the latter (or both).

At first I thought it was working for me but then I realised it was just the picture being unfocused, because I focused on the blue dot...so yeah, stuff you don't focus on is unfocused, great illusion...

Also, there was a mysterious inscription next to the calendar: "8==>" - it's all just to troll us.

But how? How do we stop them?

Also, it is highly likely that there's gold on Mars. Wouldn't even be a surprise.

I hate that whole language/sexism debate. I mean, come on...perfectly fine words, everyone understands them and until a few decades ago no one had a problem. And now for every word there must be some weird forced fake gender neutrality. And the English language is easy in that regard, pretty much just that…

Still, with his direct current plans, Edison still hurt more than helped bringing electricity everywhere.

And even more stares!

Just one or two less than you would need for a blimp, I think.

Ah, but the skeleton seems so happy...look at the skull grinning in all the photos.

Isn't there a standard model for pretty much anything?

HODOR!

Ah, but still it never is.

"With my freeze ray I will stop the world..." *sing*