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Wow.

I think it’s because she was the most famous one, people talked more about her. Also because she was dating another famous man. But he was villified plenty. He lost all the jobs he had lined up and hasn’t directed anything since Snow White. As a director who was just breaking into the business, he lost the most,

My, how times have changed... In 1995, I got outed to my mother (who promptly lost her damn mind and acted like a total asshole), and in 2015, people are being outed by their mothers.

Being led to the altar has not been part of the Swedish wedding ceremony as long as it has been a church affair. It’s been on the rise for a while now, and let me tell you, the church is feeling grumpy about it, as the current ceremony is kind of big on the whole voluntary thing. My dad’s a minister in the church of

And they did it again this time!!! I feel a bit ragey that the royal family don't respect our traditions.

Good Gawd. I really don’t get this monarchy stuff. Why are we supposed to applaud rich slackers who don’t do a fucking thing? Why is that even remotely interesting?

Finally a male royal I can get into! The media keeps trying to convince me that Prince Harry is hot and I’m not buying it. This guy, however, definitely a major score for the former model he married. He has a Jamie Dornan thing going on. Sorry for the giant pics, was on a mobile device.

Why the hell would he care?

Well, he’s not the crown prince, his sister and his niece are ahead of him in line for the throne, so...no? He holds the same position as Princess Anne in the U.K. You don’t hear a lot about her, except for her patronage of equestrian events, really.

Naw, she’s Swedish. They’re less sexist than the other royal families. There’s a bunch of girls ahead of her in line for the throne and everyone is cool with it. The dude she married is a London business man named Christopher O’Neill.

Princess Eldritch of the Targetlands. Go for it!

We had that tape too!!! I haven't thought of it in probably 25 years! Thanks for the memory!

We had a rather nice trip to Yosemite in the 80’s with a boom box. My dad forgot all of his tapes so we only had the tap that was in the boom box: “Thriller” by Michael Jackson. For 6 days that’s all we listened to. My sister and I crack each other up by randomly saying, “Isn’t “PYT” the most classic song you’ve ever

(anyone who babysat/grew up between late 89-94? They know this. BY HEART)

I was a little girl once and I remember forcing my dad to play”Valley Girl”by Frank Zappa CONTINUOUSLY. I think I made him hate Frank Zappa.

Are your man panties in a bunch? Did I stutter? Y’all visitors are throwing a tantrum. I’m having fun finding gifs that represent the mood.

Welcome all of you new Millihelen posters. I see we have a new “type” today. You’ll be okay. It’s a tantrum. Not a spasm.

Get one that says “Hawn” and hang out together.

Except instead of goldie it will say “Moriarty’s ringtone is a salty biscuit”