Yup. It terrifies me when they say the whole “one bad peeling burn increases risk by something insane like 50%” and I start thinking, “One peeling burn *per year* right? Because I was always good after the one! I swear!”

It's awkward as hell, you strip down to you skivvies and they pretty much look at every inch of you with a magnifying glass and document all your spots. They remove and biopsy any thing suspicious. Usually the dr I see just tells me I'm fine

If anyone in your family has had anything questionable removed, you should go once a year. A skin check from a dermatologist is covered by most insurances.

It’s true. My doctor recommend exposure to the sun without sunscreen in smaller doses, like half an hour at the most, to help up my vitamin D levels. It does actually work, I sit outside for 15 minutes a couple to a few times a day. I have pasty skin and I haven’t been burned yet. The trick is doing it early in the…

UGH jesus! I spend a lot of time in the sun and have gotten some atrocious burns in the past. While I am better about it now I am still petrified that docs will be scraping off the end of my nose before I am 40.

I’m already in that coven, and always have been. You would not believe how I got teased in my teen years. Well guess who looks good for her years now, bitches!

SPF30 is some melanin haver shit. Us true day walkers require SPF50+

I haven’t been following what has been going on with him. I know he had a 2014 special but is there something in the works? I feel like he deserves a better platform.

It was very confusing but very funny.

It’s mocking most late night interviews with women, but she specifically goes after Blake Lively. Not only with her fake name, but she directly quotes Blake telling David Letterman that she has a huge crush on him (to which Dave eventually responds “I’m three times your age”).

I don’t watch Letterman because I think he’s creepy... But it felt like a mix between Letterman and Conan. Which is sad because Conan is my favorite, but he’s always making those dumb sounds (“awoooga” type stuff) and references to being stuck in his marriage. ugh cringe-inducing

This is so spot on. “It’s so big on me!”

That was almost as funny as the wine glass getting bigger on the Friday Night lights skit

YES!!! I actually went back and watched it again specifically to see if that was what was happening. By the end it looked as if her legs were painted gold.

Am I having a stroke, or are her legs getting shinier and turning gold throughout the skit? Help?

“Baz Luhrmann’s musical remake of Blade Runner”

Wyatt Cenac was on the Daily Show but is definitely rocking bit humor right now.

Some of these ridiculous IPAs out there nowadays taste like they’ve already been fucked.

When I was seven, I also drew a man and woman, anatomically correct and naked and stabbed with knives with the simple caption "YOU." I left the sketch taped to my grandfather's front door. He had just died, and my parents were selling his house. The realtor came by with a prospective couple, while I stood next door…

When I was seven, I got a book on how babies are made. It talked about eggs, sperm, fertilization, and prenatal development (but completely left out all mention of sex.) I with my mom at a Korean grocery and stumbled upon the alfafa sprouts at the salad bar. My mom was waiting on line when I gasped shouted clear…