I AM PREMATURELY SO EXCITED ABOUT ALL THE MISANDRY GIFS YOU GUYS WILL POST HERE THANKS

But I'm a protestant so I can wear a condom on my Johnson, even a french tickler.

Ha! Same.

Your username is everything.

Wonderful blog: Bangable Dudes in History.

Bruce Lee forever.

I'm sorry if someone already posted this but 2pacalyspe will always be my ghost boyfriend.

I wrote a chapter in my dissertation that in my head I titled the "Frederick Douglass Is So Hot" chapter.

Sessue Hayakawa, silent film actor. Purrrr

So....you guys have seen Almanzo Wilder, right? Little House on the GET IT, MS. INGALLS.

He does not deserve even an inch of pleasure.

Just the tip?

No you may not fuck Stalin.

I read the intro and nearly had a heart attack. JEAN PAUL BELMONDO IS NOT DEAD!!!

I don't even dig dudes, but no one picked this guy?

I still want to cry if I think about it. Love, love, loved him.

C'mon people....I'm disappointed...

My choice, without question, is Robert Cornelius. Philadelphian, photographer, entrepreneur, and arguably the original selfie-taker. Certified hottie.

Ivor Novello. Fuck. Yes.

Who is that and why does he look like Viggo Mortensen?