I understand that how it hangs or rather, how it's stuffed into bike shorts is a unique thing, like fingerprints. What's comfortable to one dude is an adjustment moment for another.

You seem fun.

They could at least have gotten them all to aim the same direction?

Women know it's a thing. Men don't realize it's a thing because they've been taught that "Women Aren't Visual".... we're not 'supposed' to enjoy looking at male bodies, so therefore they think we don't. They're so brainwashed by media messaging that they think any form of male skin-exposure, or body-flattering…

Yes, of course they're just bigger overall. Even the smaller rugby players will tower over big soccer players.

I thought it was a brilliant joke when I read it.

These guys clearly understand why black bicycle shorts are so important for men.

And I always like the knee-high look.

Thank you.

Touché is a fencing term. It's a joke. Welcome.

agreed. you don't get that kind of body in a gym anyways. I always found the body building type rather gross to be honest.

Can we talk about the fucking Haka for a second? I never knew I was into rugby until someone on Deadspin posted the All Blacks Haka. Hot Damn!

Your point ... and you did have one ... ? ;-)

The WASP symmetry, it blows the mind! But srsly, what a cute photo. Is that in Merriam-Webster next to the definition for "wholesome"?

Yeah, I think Tom Daley's briefs are really too small. He has a great body, but the next step here is no suit at all.

I'm not sure why more women aren't into muscular legs. Maybe they don't realize it's a thing. Most men don't seem to realize either.

Rubgy players stand out because they're unencumbered by padding— we can actually SEE them!

Ladies and gentlemen, I humbly offer you - the rowing uniform.

*yawn* Yeah, feel free to come cry us a river when this has been the norm for about 90 years, fellas.

Men: Now us men can feel insecure too! Score one for the patriarchy!

Women: Yeah, bitches! Welcome to the party.

Men: Uhh, we were being sarcastic ...

Women: Look, motherfuckers. We've been dealing with this shit, like, forever. We're too tired to be sarcastic. We have no pity left. Now push-ups and crunches and toes…