Because "don't use my music in advertising" being in a guy's will is something worth honoring.

Oh god, like the kind with dangly bits on them that you buy at Claire's...

Someone, at this very minute, is planning to stick chopsticks in his or her bun. And they are going to go shopping for "those pretty ones."

I co-sign this so hard. Literally all of my female friends have shared similar sentiments. There are so many men out there who can't be bothered to make an effort that when you find one who is, you're keen to keep him around. In my case it led to a 5-year relationship, still ongoing. I was surprised how much I could…

May the fucks be with you.

Thanks for your very kind, generous words. If anyone would get that there are lots of reasons women have sex, and that orgasm isn't always one of the main goals, I should have known it would have been the lovely ladies of Jezebel.

Yes! You said it more beautifully than I could. If women aren't having anywhere near as many orgasms as men it's not fair and it's NOT OKAY.

Oh, Christ.

for guys there's not just one type of orgasm. i mean yea it all comes out the same (pun somewhat intended) but to quote chris rock, "just because he came, doesn't mean you made him cum." i mean i definitely feel a much more awesome and amazing orgasm when I'm emotionally invested and she does all the right things as…

"The fact is that not everyone's having a good time."

Ok, this is going to sound really weird - but I have been inspired by Tiger Woods to work on my focus during sex. When he trains he deliberately gets people to distract him while he takes a swing so that he can perform under non-ideal conditions.
Until recently I had this idea that I needed conditions to be just…

You can either go monogamous or curate a few people to bone. Random hookups just seem like a waste of time for anyone who doesn't have a point-and-click type apparatus downstairs. I don't fault gay men for enjoying hookups, but until women start expecting basic proficiency when it comes to pleasure, it just doesn't…

Personally, I think it's the guys quitting everything after they orgasm.

My SO will fake orgasms when we're just doing a quickie for fun. We both know she's doing it, but I'm easy to please. Just the fact that she's play acting for my benefit is really sweet and turns me on. Telling the difference is also really easy, because fake O's are loud and outrageous. Real O's are nearly silent…

lulz. I don't use a vibrator, I have one but it's never really done all that much for me. I use my hand to get me off every time.

In my experience, women who use vibrators are better able to direct men on what to do in order to climax because they themselves have a better idea of what they like and what it takes for them to climax. Just a thought.

Oh blame it the women why don't we?

"oh please. 'vibrator dependence' is not a thing. Men thinking they can just stick it in and I'm going to moan in ecstasy and shoot off like a rocket (an unfortunate trope reinforced by most porn) is a thing."

oh please. "vibrator dependence" is not a thing. Men thinking they can just stick it in and I'm going to moan in ecstasy and shoot off like a rocket (an unfortunate trope reinforced by most porn) is a thing. I don't orgasm from penetration, I need clitoral stimulation, and I'm not typically getting that during sex.…