Dimestore racism.

Yeah, except have fun with that in the portapotties. :/

Ohhhh, ok, so that's why the Coachella valley uses 282 gallons of water/ person in the middle of a desert in the middle of an epic drought. God forbid people actually got dusty and dirty at their #woodstock. At least all the flowers they're wearing are fake, saved some water there, right? Right??

Definitely not irrational.

I think my favorite (meaning: not favorite) was the OK Cupid date I went on with a guy who specialized in treating extreme PTSD, told me stories about how his therapist in college would recount his "sport-fucking" escapades to him (that being the guy who encouraged him to pursue working in mental health), and really…

Ughhhh, when I was younger and thicker I had a creepy dude approach me on St. Mark's and tell me I reminded him of R. Crumb girls. Yikes.

Thanks for this, I had a pretty flagrant school-related meltdown in front of my advisor this week which is awful for a) all the reasons I was upset about in the first place and b) me devolving into a snotty, quavery-voiced 4-year-old in front of someone I'm trying to impress. She, however, is a saint, was totally…

Testing due to risk of inherited genetic diseases.

Disappearing twins aren't the only form of human chimerism––widespread low-level chimerism was recently discovered in a study of mothers and children; there are literally parts of us that are our mothers and vice versa. There is also mosaicism where people have cells with different genotypes even though they developed…

Reading this is making me realize I don't really have any strange ones, I am, however, an unabashed plate licker when no one else is looking. Why waste the delicious?

So, according to the chart, only 10% of men have a unit over 6.2 inches erect? That seems low to me, at least based on my admittedly small sample population. Either that or I am, unbeknownst to myself, much more of a size queen than I thought, and equipped with a big-wang homing beacon.

A friend once told my mom that how Westerners eat is like "performing surgery at the table."

Aaaah, this is so fraught! Born here, but lived part of my life in Asia, I was first taught and generally use proper formal technique (though I sometimes cheat and support my lower chopstick with the tip of my ring finger instead of the first knuckle). But like the article says, only a small percentage of people in…

Genius! This just redeemed the whole experience of having subjected myself to the first clip.

Kerouac-Cassady sandwich, please.

In communist Russia, Stalin fucks YOU.

Ghost Boyfriend! I would much rather see that movie than Ghost Dad.

Hard to get past kissing for the giant foot in his mouth...

Is it wrong that I kinda love Wyatt Cenac because, in addition to being funny and smart as hell, he's got that pensive Gregory Hines thing going on?

I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.