I loved hearing about his shenanigans, I would take him over any of the bloated pieces of shit we have in power south of you guys. 

That’s why he said “never” in his statement.

Oh and since Wes’ article has links that are no longer valid, for your viewing pleasure!: https://www.buzzfeed.com/angelospagnolo/dragons-fucking-cars-are-incredible?utm_term=.oyKqKXDd4z#.cgWR6jxraQ

I miss that old Jalopnik. Remember when Murilee Martin wrote for Jalopnik and all the guys would hit on him thinking he was a woman? I also miss Project Car Hell. They should do Jalopnik Classic on the weekends and dig up old articles that were good reads.

God damnit, I thought I got that out of my mind. Did you ever see the article with all the drawings? Good god man!

Son of a!!! I just spent my money on body armor!

Time for people to start building their own Crossbosses:

Everybody to the Iron Temple!

Also a Yeti and Salt Life sticker as well!

Coming to a mall parking lot soon! Seriously, I fucking hate most Jeeps, seems like 90% of these drive slow in the passing lane and kick up rocks because the aftermarket wheels/tires extend past the fenders.

I hope by “old folks”, it’s not people in their 20's. I’m 37 and I play for fun as well. I recently got around to playing Arkham Knight, I loved the previous games in the series. All I have to say is, fuck all the Batmobile stuff! Batman is the world’s greatest detective, not NASCAR driver. And screw the Riddler…

Yeah but you’re making sense, not to mention correct! All I hear is about the trade deficit in the news and it’s not black and white.

I hated the Hive as well, I’ve always hated the whole “organic” weapons, ships, and enemies. So we get a space turtle invasion of earth. I was hoping we’d have another race of aliens to deal with, hopefully we get something on earth besides Russia.

Hell, Brazil suffered and paid the price (literally and figuratively) with having a protectionist economy as well. Sure, Ipads and Iphones are built there but they cost an arm and a leg. Let’s not even talk about how much imported cars cost there. Protectionism never works. Now, repeal the Chicken Tax!

Yeah, I try to explain that Canada and Mexico are #1 and #2 in buying U.S. goods. People get upset we buy more from them. I alway use a simple example, “Imagine going out to eat with two of your friends. You eat a bigger/more expensive meal than your friends and at the end of the meal, it’s time to pay the bill. You…

Ugh, Double XP is hitting the nail on the head. I have Mass Effect Andromeda but FINALLY got around to playing Arkham Knight, now I’m working on that. :\

I imagine if anything happens to your hood or fenders, you are fucked.

Oh yeah, lifted Taurus it is! Remember this or do you prefer Freestyle? “Call it an Explorer with a facelift!”=Sales go through the roof. I have a soft spot for these things, I think I prefer the facelift model because of the better engine and 6 speed auto vs. CVT.

This! That’s like how my Dodge Magnum is classified as a truck even though it’s a wagon. It’s just classified as a truck to help then Daimler Chrysler improve their mileage.

Ahem.