Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Fan wakes up tied to a post in, well, the post. Just gets repeatedly dunked on by Westbrook over and over until he, the fan, breaks. Movie/30 for 30 script practically writes itself.

A four game suspension for the coach seems a bit harsh. I hope he doesn’t freeze to death on the team bus during those 25 minutes.

I’ve never wanted Bitcoin to crash until this very moment.

It bothers me that all these possibly-complicit motherfuckers are just slipping quietly away under cover of darkness, no accounting, no notification, like nothing ever happened. IS she guilty of anything but being manipulated? I don’t know. But making her disappear silently looks awful for the organization, no matter…

Serious question: Going by the bands you listed, and the average age of fans of said bands, how do you not already have a couple of teenagers to drive you insane? Most of us are already sending the first wave off to college.

Yeah, isn’t weird that one company who’s product is being deliberated misused feels the need to speak out about the damage being done, but the company whose product is working as advertised to kill is good to go?

A One that is not Stone Cold is scarcely a One at all.

Good God, I am so sorry Tom Brady is going to kill your grandfather.

I think he is talking about one restaurant rather than Chinese food in General, Tso I’m not sure why you’re so upset.

Coldstone.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

That’s better than if the giant is throwing rocks at you. You can face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.

What gets me is I agree, you can and SHOULD create a new story that is not intrinsically linked to the old one! Star Wars should be about way more than the Skywalkers and their friends.

+1 hand

Obviously the blue part here is the land.

Nope! Not on my list of takeaways AT ALL!

Sounds good. Guys and Gals, please don’t bash Rodney Anderson.

Catch These Hans.
Vote Solo.