Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Oh, fuck. I didn’t even think about that angle.

You, sir, are a dick.

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

That is a stretch.

Do you know a lot of 13-16 year olds with the confidence and self-assurance to do something like that? Don’t be dense.

Skip Bayless, hearing Maroney’s revelation about a nightmarish period in her life that will remain a horrific scar in her memories as long as she lives, pens a heartfelt Lebron tweet in response.

“Consider the consequences and don’t allegedly commit fraud in general, everyone, but really don’t allegedly commit fraud to go out on a race track and finish in the middle of the pack for a few races before you get caught.”

Even Dennis Reynolds thinks this guy is a fucking creep.

This is dumb. +1

It feels great when my own jokes are explained to me. It’s awesome, actually.

Yeah, it’s crazy that MVP winning quarterbacks get more press than Rookie running backs.

I’m not greedy. How about a small percentage of your contract? Or, we can pay by the hour. A few hundred an hour seems reasonable. Think of me like a lawyer, but more qualified and more important. You only need a lawyer when you do something wrong, but my services are helpful when you do something right as well.…

UNC student-athletes will be thrilled once someone reads this story to them.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

Sad story but when ranking climbs, I still think the most famous climb involving a Kennedy was when Jackie climbed onto the back of the limo in Dallas back in ‘63.

Nice to see a Yankee shortstop finally getting the re2pect he deserves.

This is the correct joke. Well done.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Wait, you’re NOT supposed to wheeze terribly after running a half mile?