Wes you’re such a dick. More please.

.....I take it you can't read?? Comes in both auto or manual. Which is fantastic to have the option

No clutch, no sale. Glad there is no Gromdamatic

“light and flickable” “triumph scrambler”.

“Wow, everyone loves how light and flickable and user-friendly the Scrambler is! Let’s not do any of that.”

Seriously, they were way too heavy already, at 865cc.

They publish full performance figures everywhere outside the US, but skip any numbers here due to liability concerns. Guess that’s what you get when you willingly sell GSX-R1000s to 17-year olds.

There it is.

I don’t see why this is news.

Max horsepower @ 13. Perfect! I only shift @ 13.

Glad to see it still has a bit on the back to put fat bitches when I can't get any decent pussy.

I have to confess, I used to think the f40 was ugly, and the f50 was perfection. But thankfully I’ve seen the error of my ways. That car is damn beautiful.

It HAS been a while since he’s rapped at us.

pretty sure this is lifted from a Jim Anchower column.

This is sad, but diet frosted lemonade? If you're going to be put to death...shouldn't you just be like, fuck it, I'll just have the calories?

Jetskis are solid proof that the trope “Money doesn’t buy happiness” is 100% untrue. Rich people own jetskis, and people on jetskis are always smiling. Therefore money DOES buy happiness.

West: (stares)

Anything that costs Zygi Wilf, or any NFL owner for that matter, more money is fine with me.

You could describe every Zlatan bit of skill and goal with this exact sentence.

But what if he is.