“Andrews’s.” Whoa, what’s the Deadspin Style Book ruling on this?

Three-armed robberies.

Two words. Dodge Copperhead.

As I sit in my parent’s house in Broken Arrow, all I can say is Don’t Hate The 918.

HAXORZ!

And Nothing Else Matters @ 1:15.

Frank The Tank likes Whitesnake.

My last wrenching project (changing all the pads +sensors on my E46) was powered by the full works of Mr. Sturgill Simpson on my Echo.

Not to make everything about Pulisic, but awesome that he went the full 90 and made a ton of quality runs, including that almost assist.

How loud is Albert listening to new Metallica right now?

Not being a soft baby and remembering that one human can’t erase all the actual progress we’ve made as a country in the last two decades. The far right ideology has always been there, simmering underneath, and perhaps it’s now more exposed, but that doesn’t mean every single Trump supporter is OK with that. I think we…

Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?

The last time Neil deGrasse Tyson was actually interesting, Gawker still existed.

Yeah, but how would it fair against a Nissan Tsuru?

Thanks!

I’m going to get killed, but I honestly don’t get this. How is it racist?

Next profile: Vietnamese-American Church Volleyball!

I was caught in the middle of a lightning storm and DESPERATELY needed my DeLorean DMC-12 to start. It was running perfectly fine one minute, then randomly died. After several cranks, it was looking BLEAK. In a moment of pure frustration and helplessness, I slammed my head into the steering wheel...and it fired right…

Bachelors

BEES!