Stephen Colbert called, he wants his jokes back.

TITS OR GTFO!

400 lbs<4,200 lbs.

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For anyone interested, here are his termination papers.

"A Colorado State Patrol officer stopped him driving a friend's 2008 Infiniti..."

So, all of a sudden all the FL police agencies you worked with started asking you to train dogs to alert on command after more than a decade of not doing so? Did they all get together and just decide this was the way to go? Assuming you're telling the truth and this actually happened, you also say, "Drug dog trainers…

Fact: You've never once handled a proper K9 or trained one. Thus, are talking out of your ass.

"Hippie Will Tell You What The Real Crime Is"

I don't mean to brag, but I have a Veyron that I take to the LeMans track and top out on occasion. I can't dote too much, though; it was a gift. From Forza. When I transferred to 4 from 3. I'll stop now.

Problem, Sean Stott?

I think I found the government's top secret plans for better fuel economy and cheaper maintenance costs.

Eh, he meant it at the time. And, if he's truly ignorant, why is he apologizing for something he doesn't even realize is offensive?

I lost all respect for Kasey Kahne...after he apologized. Every time some special interest group gets offended by someone's speech, they demand an apology. From the Christian Coalition to the ACLU, there is always a group lurking, just waiting to bust someone's balls. And every time, the offender plays along and…

Remember the golden age of the Internet when you could post videos of bums fighting bums, non-bums fighting bums, and people "hunting" bums without fear of prosecution? Good times, good times.

Bling Bling put crack pipe in collaaaaarrrr!

Make your money, whore.

When will the Kim Jong Il character appear in WoW? His powers will be the ability to lie and starve his own followers to death.

That train looks familiar.

Yes, I want to pay for content that could have been included for free when the game was launched. Man, how were video games so cool before DLC???