If you don't use the restroom before the race, urine for a world of trouble. It doesn't take a whiz to realize this. Pee careful not to get any on your suit, though, lest you want your crew to take the piss.

I understand what the larger mouth hole is for, but what's the purpose of the smaller one?

Double also, pop-up headlights.

Also, T-Tops.

Side exhaust, bitches.

If you think that was good, let me tell you about this one time I left a COTD congratulatory comment on Jalopnik. It was a Tuesday afternoon and work couldn't have been any slower. I hadn't posted on Jalopnik in a while due to a classic case of J-nik burnout, but I was feeling good about the day and was excited to get…

Deepest throat in the automobile kingdom.

Pandapoop? Consulting the AP Stylebook for proper usage...

Nothing says "America" like a lack of both subtlety and appealing design.

NSFW: Not Safe for Wife?

Even Dexter wouldn't try to sell this one.

Lambo Jalpa! Makes me think of Rocky. "THERE'S NO EASY WAY OOOUUT!"

"The 'F' Shack." - Dirty Mike and the Boys

"Shaggin' Wagon."

I assume that the trailer is empty, thus the truck's center of gravity is significantly lower. Weight of the wheels/drivetrain components would surely aid in that cause.

Good feathering of the throttle! I approve.

I'm not a physics guru, but wouldn't the attached metal pole significantly affect the results? More mass would mean a higher momentum (Momentum = mass x velocity).

Sure this has been said, but I'm surprised she isn't a champion stick shift operator.

"Welcome to Cash Police Car, the game show that takes place in a real Police Car! The game is simple! You have to answer a series of trivia questions before we reach the police station. Get three wrong and you'll be shot on site. You ready to play? First question: First offense armed robbery carries a mandatory term…

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