"I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, and now I have somewhat of a mess on my hands."

My #COTDnominations is no laughing matter.

Django did it, so can you!

Fucking 5, two of which was my fault.

I fucking fell for it. I'm such a noob.

If by good you mean intentionally grainy and nauseating.

Detroit citizens don't drive Chryslers, they're broke.

It was totally meant.

You misspelled "Posh" in the headline.

Is having sex with a Lamborghini considered bestiality, or am I in the clear?

"This is not an option. If you don't smoke this, we have a problem!"

If the city of Tulsa actually had a decent infrastructure, I wouldn't mind riding my road bike (bicycle, not motor bike) the full 20 miles to work everyday. Too bad it's absurdly dangerous since Tulsans don't look for anything smaller than an F-150 and there are absolutely no bike lines.

I watched about 1:30 of that first video and can't take it anymore. What a smug, self-righteous hippie. "I'm not driving, I'm traveling," "Can you prove to me why I should show you my license?" "God's peace to you, my good sir." Police brutality, engage.

In the words of Mystikal: "SHO that ass, but watch yourself."

My V8 just did a little jig.

Black Gallagher, bitch! That Leprechan's on acid!

If by "works," you mean the officer already has their plate number and knows where they live, then yes. It worked real well.

Looks like she's going to be "all right."