I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, it's a Hyundai.

@Roberto G.: Why? Because he has the means to afford Iron Man's car of choice?

This porn-inspired ad was brought to you by Chevrolet. Chevy, "runs deep."

#FOTY

Everyone knows that true bros drive lifted trucks. It's the only way to get truly private road head or a deez HJ from some slam piece on the way to pound town.

(sung to the tune of Sonic's 50's-style jingle)

Any 94-98 V6 'Stang. You can't find a stock V6 in that year range on the road. From the awful 100-spoke rims, to the Pep Boys tail lights, headlights and grille upgrades, to the Walmart graphics and the terrible aftermarket exhaust, these vehicles are an abomination. I would provide a picture for reference, but you…

Not going to lie, got a little teary-eyed. I'm not ashamed, though. In the words of Zakk Wylde, bearded lumberjack and guitar shredder, "If a man doesn't fuckin' bleed and he doesn't cry, you don't trust him. He ain't a fuckin' man."

How many of you cock gobblers have ever actually watched an entire rally race more than the one time a year it's on basic cable during the X Games? (crickets)

Sweet watch.

@ak4ray005: Actually, yes, that's exactly what I mean.

Brett Favre disagrees.

Chrysler owners are only concerned about one thing: Can it be easily converted into a faux Rolls or Bentley?

@UncleBenny: He's definitely a lot more consistent now, but didn't finish higher than the 20's in final standings until 2009. Although, in his defense, he's had to race for awful teams for his entire NASCAR career.

Aside from Watkins Glen and Infineon, I don't see him doing very well early on. NASCAR, while boring to watch and possibly boring to drive in, has a proven steep learning curve and very few "real racers" have actually been able to do well. Tony Stewart comes to mind, but JPM, Sam Hornish, Jr. and a few others are…

Yes, P is for pu...I mean, pretty.

V-22 Osprey. It hit some speed bumps in its initial launch and testing, but will soon be a mainstay in the Marine fleet. Also, Incinerator from Transformers.

When I was a student at Oral Roberts University in the early 2000s, then First Lady Lindsey Roberts used to occasionally bring a money booth (the kind that injected air into the booth and caused the money to shoot around) to our bi-weekly chapels and select a student to go up on stage and enter the pit. The student…

I keep trying to come up with a funny comment about GM, Goodwrench and Dale Earnhardt, but I can't. So I'll just start typing a list of things that I want in said funny comment and let you guys assume the rest:

"Toyota Highlander tastes like burning."