Yes, P is for pu...I mean, pretty.

V-22 Osprey. It hit some speed bumps in its initial launch and testing, but will soon be a mainstay in the Marine fleet. Also, Incinerator from Transformers.

When I was a student at Oral Roberts University in the early 2000s, then First Lady Lindsey Roberts used to occasionally bring a money booth (the kind that injected air into the booth and caused the money to shoot around) to our bi-weekly chapels and select a student to go up on stage and enter the pit. The student…

I keep trying to come up with a funny comment about GM, Goodwrench and Dale Earnhardt, but I can't. So I'll just start typing a list of things that I want in said funny comment and let you guys assume the rest:

"Toyota Highlander tastes like burning."

Ford Fox platform, most notable for the 79-93 Mustang (which looked way better than the SN-95, BTW), sure got around. You guys might want to double up on the rubbers:

@Chairman Kaga: You shouldn't use the term retarded. There are retarded children in Africa who can't even eat, let alone construct coherent sentences so they can post on Jalopnik.

@lilwillie: #COTD

@nileppezdel77:

@nileppezdel77: F me. It was meant to be directed towards @chairman

@nileppezdel77: Fucking cry about it. Not everyone in the U.S. is

$100 worth of 'Merican pride bumber stickers!

"It's time to release Gran Turismo 5 and chew bubble gum...and I have enough bubble gum to last me for another six months."

@floryn: I sold it for a couple of reasons. 1) I'd been in a few accidents (very long story), resulting in some body damage that I'd never gotten fixed. Aesthetically, it was an eyesore. 2) The fuel pump needed to be replaced, and that required a lot of my man hours to handle (dropping the fuel tank, etc.). Because of…

@Buster Brew: I will admit, I've never driven an XJ with the 2.8. I had the 4.0 and my older brother used to drive an XJ with the 2.5.

Jeep XJ, 1984-2001 (RIP, you beautiful bastard). My recently sold 99 XJ had just over 200,000 miles and was still going strong. Reliable engines, very competent 4x4 transmissions and didn't break the bank when work was required (which was seldom, even as they got up their in age).

suspiciously vague CL post in Chicago area. Worth a shot? [chicago.craigslist.org]

BMW M8 V12. Only one prototype was ever produced, complete with a 550 hp version of the S70 engine, which, according to Wikipedia, was essentially a bored out version of the M70 with experimental multi-valve cylinder heads. Pure sex.

@m2m: Well, it does technically run on petroleum spirits...close enough.

Congrats on the COTD. Here's a six pack for your enjoyment. I DO NOT recommend drinking out of this, however.