I'm on a boat, mother fucker, don't you ever forget.

@gochomoe: I never said it had to be outrageous. The new Ford Taurus gives me a huge boner, yet no one would describe it as outrageous. The GTO practically gives me ED.

Whoa, 2010 Silk Way Rally, are you an official? Because you're officially giving me a boner.

@tonyola: Sorry, one year off, though +1 for the eagle-eye grill spotting.

@JimtheNomad: Because design has obviously evolved and not every car has the same styling cues, unlike midsize cars from the 60's. 40 years from now, will kids have posters of the 2006 GTO on their walls? I highly doubt it, yet the original goat remains timeless.

@Smells_Homeless: Any four-banger nowadays can walk a stock classic muscle car. That's not the point.

@Lysol:

Preach it, preacha! Seriously, how can anyone honestly compare the beauty of the 66 GTO to the blandness of the 2006 GTO?

I swear I typed in www.jalopnik.com, but it appears I've stumbled upon www.lotusnik.com. We get it, Lotus is unveiling cars. Why not just make one composite blog post and be done with it?

1st gen Sienna, fo sho.

So, are cock pics required or just appreciated?

@ws6chicken: I kid, I kid.

They were still issued citations for driving a Pontiac, which should be outlawed in 50 states come 2012.

(20 years from now)

Scott Speed, potential getaway driver. Go.

"Now I've been called a lot of things, mister. But I've never been called "swarthy." If I knew what in the hell that meant, I might be inclined to take offense. If you had said chiseler, now that's a word I understand. Is that what you're calling us?"

Mono means "one," and rail means "rail."

I saw one the other day that read:

"I have been struggling today with grip."

"From deep down in my stomach, with every inch of me, I pure, straight hate you. But goddammit, do I respect you! "