So, basically, they refuse to learn anything from what happened when they 'improved' Sim City, right?

Imagine a Gears of War in which you could play as the characters from Mass Effect.

Language, a funny thing indeed. Especially when the folks from marketing and their magic powders are given a go at it.

Mark E. Ting invented a thing,

Yo, way to discriminate.

I did mine on graph paper.

The very moment I read 'reboot', a thousand pus-filled pimples sprouted on my ass.

The microwave does not kill them outright.

Umm... it's Independence Day weekend over on GTA Online. Plenty of fireworks. Some expensive stuff to get in the mood and annoy people with. Go check it out.

You spin me right round, baby.

This is the moment I regret having sold on my Oculus Rift kit.

Most militant vegans are more about sticking it to the man and messing with all the loathed humans around them. They don't really give a damn about you, mankind, your words, facts or common sense.

If you follow me, I will call the police.

Sorry to burst your bubble, mate, but we all die. It's inevitable. So, yeah, enjoy your stay. And stop the spamming or I'll show you some of my fire magic.

I apologize, I could not stop staring at your name.

One does not simply ignore the lump.

When you go to sleep,

You started it and brought out the worst me. You're a horrible person, I don't know how I could ever trust you. Why would you do that to me?

Meh, far more scary: You could have cancer and not even know it. No matter how organic you buy your fruits and veggies, they might be tainted with far more potentially harmful chemicals than you'd imagine. People with the intellect of a square inch patch of black mold are still allowed to drive cars.

You feral baby carrot nibbler. Have you no shame?