Let's do this. Let's haunt the crap out of him.

Interesting.

Ghosts: If you claim seeing them, you're either stupid or you might suffer from mental illnesses. Alternatively, you might be an asshole.

What "black magic"?

Chris Martin,

What game would that be? The many, many incarnations of Civilization?

Of all the Sierra games, Hero's Quest was the one closest to my heart. Fantasy, hero that could be improved, humour, new school clicky stuff, old school text input... it was just pretty awesome. It was renamed eventually due to legal shenanigans, I don't care. It's Hero's Quest.

"week" is for working with people and finding ways of making them pay you for it.

Shaniquas are a merry bunch.

Pardo leaves Blizzard, kickstarts Warcraft 4, calls it something else, releases it, hooray.

Heh, alright. I think I chuckled a bit right there. Good to see you thinking. I like that.

Acknowledging that there are a lot of stupid people helps, let your imagination take over.

Ugh-lympics?

I never actually intended to physically harm you in any way, shape or form. Not only would that be illegal, it would also be a hassle for everyone involved well beyond being quite impossible.

Hmmm. Now, I admit that anger might make me plummet off the beaten path of common courtesy and proper etiquette... hold on, let me check that comment again.

Handball and volleyball are also played on foot.

But they can still call it a "game".

Just make the kids kick the ball. That's better than games. More TV coverage, establish live broadcasts of matches, create some heroes to look up to, done.

Look, I happen to play Hearthstone. In all three regions, as it makes my gaming sessions... more efficient. I am pretty good at it. I should not be artificially hindered or crippled based on the fact that I sport a different set of bits between my legs than you do.

How inappropriate.