You can cheese it, you can master it, you can make mistakes... the first time I played this, it just blew my mind, over and over again. This game... packs quite the fruit punch of awesomeness. Bits and pieces are in the Darker Souls. Dark Souls 2 - not so much; none at all, in fact. Soulless going through the motions,…

Alright.

WHAT KIND OF HELL IS THIS?

...and here I was, filled to the brim with utmost unwarranted joy.

The 135-ish degree position works really well for me. I've stopped using the standing desk as it eventually started getting to my feet, giving me excruciating pain no matter what shoes I wore, with bare feet actually being really bad as well. Taking strategic breaks, going for a run around the block and conditioning…

Today, I woke up early and got a notification about a new Red Letter Media upload. Finally!

Ah, your joy humbles my blackened heart.

I would love to get a fecking sequel to Bulletstorm.

Bull Mick was first.

But Wahlberg is just an actor.

When it's new and shiny only just made it onto your radar, it's fun to take out for a spin... but that gets really boring really quickly, so you absolutely have to get it up into the red zone and smash it against the walls for free extra lulz.

What these cards and unlockables and whatever do for me is this: They piss me off and actually prevent me from spending as much money as I started out wanting to spend. I played along, the last stunt I participated in was that... snow globe event? God, I felt like a penny blowjob whore after that.

For true aficionados, the nom-de-guerre of choice is Shabalabaf.

Dear Sir

You should not play with somebody else's brat kids. It will only come back to haunt you.

I like my games to run without added crapware.

It's egg. A french omelette is egg. This is egg. A pancake is a cake you make in a pan, it's got a peculiar shape. You can call this here pancake, it's still an omelette.

Here's what I do when I catch people taking pictures of me, be they silly girls or lusty disgusty men-folk: Smile, approach, grab device, Smash it to bits. Yell, scream, giv'em hell. Make it as nightmarish as you can and make sure people around understand why you're freaking out - somebody just took your picture. In…

I'm pretty sure I've seen one pretty much exactly like this one at a friend's who is hailing from the Philippines... five years back? I was very much not impressed and went back home to using pans and some of that good old dexterity. A proper omelette is done in the pan, with appearance, shape and smell all screaming…

Why insult? Get the facts, leave the extra latte mocha calories. I got plenty of Apple hardware to know how we roll.

Why insult? Get the facts, leave the extra latte mocha calories. I got plenty of Apple hardware to know how we roll.