Just burn the whole damned planet and be done with it. We had a good run, but we’ve proven that humanity can’t handle the responsibility of living.

I don't live there, but I want to move to the moon and then use a mass driver weapon to pound humanity back to the stone age.

Dudes jacking off into a tissue? Women having their regular monthly period?

Birth control.

How can there be an abortion BEFORE conception? I really can't wrap my mind around this.

Oh, they want worse. They want prisons filled with women who tried to abort their pregnancies.

As a human being who doesn’t live in Alabama, I wouldn’t mind seeing Alabama (& most of “The South”) burn to the ground too...& would probably enjoy the spectacle.

Jesusfuckingchrist Republicans are fucking garbage. 

Back in the 70's, women dying in backalley abortions was a bug. Now it is considered a feature.

As a woman in Alabama, I want everything to burn to the ground.  

To be honest it just makes me glad I don’t live in one of America’s many assholes. I wish there were a more effective way to stuff Alabama-type people into Alabama and get the decent people out.

So we start issuing SS#s at conception and immediately start dishing out financial aid to qualifying mothers. Also women must submit to monthly screenings of their menstrual discharges to ensure a zygote that didn’t adhere to the uterine wall isn’t present. That would be a felony. This is exactly what the religious…

A perfectly normal pregnancy is detrimental to the health of the pregnant person . . .

Shit like this makes me glad to be barren. At least I’ll be an unwoman instead of a handmaid. 

The bill is part of a terrifying strategy from Republicans who want to take advantage of a Supreme Court stacked with conservative judges. According to the bill’s sponsor, Alabama Rep. Terri Collins, Republicans want a legal challenge, hoping that with an increasingly conservative court system, the bill will make its…

I’m a medical malpractice lawyer. In civil law, our burden of proof is “preponderance of evidence” which just means more likely than not, as opposed to “beyond a reasonable doubt” as in criminal law. We frequently are asked to review cases involving a miscarriage or stillbirth where the family believes the health care…

What does a heartbeat have to do with anything? The animals we eat every day have heartbeats. I understand the sentiment of the misguided “we love babies” anti-choice people, I really do, but fetuses are more like parasites living off a host body than they are like babies. 

It’s not even six weeks into a pregnancy, it’s six weeks after your last period. The EMBRYO, because that’s what it is, it’s not a fetus yet, is only about four weeks, and it doesn’t have a heart, it has twitching cells that will develop into a heart. 

I am actively trying VERY HARD to get pregnant, for a very wanted baby. On the absolute first day I could possibly know I’m pregnant (a day or two before a missed period, even), I would be ~four weeks pregnant. If I wasn’t intimately familiar with my menstrual cycle and ovulation schedule (aka my entire teenage/adult…