What is that competition for terrible writing? I forget, but this should definitely be entered into it. 

I will bet you my hat, my cats and my car that this story was originally fully autobiographical and he’s so fucking stupid that something as basic as Ctrl+F eludes this motherfucker.

Yup.

“for the entirety of the book regrets that decision.”

I’m guessing he wanted to avoid child support/ any responsibility for the kid he was insisting she carry to term. It’s not like he’d have to explain to his parents (or the rest of his family)that he was giving up their grandchild for adoption, because he could probably avoid having them ever find out about it.

“The teacher at the beginning told us there was no such thing as politically correct and we could say anything we wanted, then anytime I speak up, I get fustigated for being sexist”

This amateur writing is worse that Twilight.

So a vanity press then.  Because no one edited this.

It is like he is writing a very bad fan fiction about himself.

HOW IS THIS GARBAGE PUBLISHED WHILE MY GENIUS STILL GOES UNACKNOWLEDGED.

“launching pad for right-of-center counterculture.”

I remember seeing it in the morning on the second day after I arrived at school on my way to breakfast.

Whoops, I originally wrote here that it was self-published. Apparently the paperback is published by Liberty Island Press, which describes itself as a “launching pad for right-of-center counterculture.” Might as well be self-published.

time a’ day ... taike... waive ... yer... ya ... been ta .... Neithah ... Aye”

His face. His face is the dumbest part

Dammit, my dude taught me a new word. I’d totally fustigate him.  

I’m assuming this bitch is self-published, without the benefit of an editor’s gaze.

Does he seriously accidentally substitute his own name for the character’s name in one sentence? Oh my god, that is beyond rich.

Holy shit. Not only is he a fucking tool, he’s an incredibly boring, predictable tool with no personality.

The Undergraduate is the story of a chainsmoking, hard-drinking, guilt-ridden Catholic college student named William who gets a women pregnant and wants her to carry the pregnancy to term to later put the baby up for adoption. But instead, William reluctantly acquiesces to the woman’s wish to get an abortion, and for…