really need a pack-brahmin companion.

God’s work you’re doing, son.

My Uber driver the other night, noticing that i was going home from the bars by myself, tried to convince me to go buy a book online that would teach me how to get any women to sleep with me.

I gave him and his stupid fucking newsboy cap 1 star.

Best way to pick up quality women: be a real feminist. Is that so hard?

I love how white men that claim to live in fear of ‘government tyranny’ and believe that it is righteous to rebel against it are the first ones to insist that all black people should strictly obey every police officer like a submissive dog.

We should all go and cosplay as Vader, Palpatine, stormtroopers, etc. and hold signs like:

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

#heforshe

I hope everyone doesn’t respond to this by saying, “So it took a man to say it, and people will listen. . . . .”

Shit, it starts young too. I helped run a STEM summer program for middle school students and one of the boys sexually harassed a girl by staring at her all day, following her around, and writing sexually explicit notes to her. The administrations general attitude was “boys will be boys.” The program was on a college…

Couldn’t his wife come up with a more gendered insult than “hysterical”? Really?

Margaret Atwood was on point when she said,

I’ve posted this here multiple times, but it’s worth repeating;

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

Given that most serious studies these days show domestic violence to be a reciprocal problem (in about half of abusive relationships, both partners are abusive, the other half is split about 50/50 between men and women as single abuser), rather than the evil-men-beat-on-helpless-women mantra that the mainstream media…

Aww *hugs back* I can take all the hugs I can get! I got inspired after I read an article about how that’s the most needed item at women’s shelters: tampons/pads. I don’t need them anymore (hysterectomy) so I gathered the ones I had left, have been buying a ton of them, along with formula and stuff, and have been…

You’re over-thinking it. Don’t have kids. Don’t go on a cruise.

A movie called “The Pirates! Band of Misfits”

did anyone else hear this in their head after reading the headline?