"So we beat on, offense against the defense, borne forward ceaselessly into the end zone."

Donnelly said that investigators would re-examine the allegations to see if criminal charges are warranted.

I can only say what the fucking fuck so many times an evening. Even Starbucks gave my wife 3 boxes to hide behind to pump.

Rape isn't a "decision" made by anyone except the rapist. Nice try though. I hope you didn't hurt yourself too hard thinking about that one.

Soooo, a guy is wasted and commits rape, "Welp, he was drunk! He shouldn't be held responsible for his actions." But a girl is wasted and gets raped, "Welp, she was drunk! She should be held responsible for her actions as well as the actions of her rapist."

A woman who rapes someone while drunk would be equally responsible.

This whole discussion is alien to me. Where I live (Sweden) you are not allowed to hit children - or rather, you are not allowed to hit anyone, no exceptions made för hitting those who are weaker, smaller and dependent on you. We don't even use our word for "spanking" (aga) in everyday speach, since the very word is…

Sober enough to take pictures and record the rape, and put a towel over the security camera when they moved her, but too drunk to understand what he was taking pictures of and recording and why he was trying to cover up their actions? It's not just a bad argument, it's literally nonsensical.

My personal feeling is that I find perpetrating any level of physical violence against my daughter - no matter how little it hurts, it's still violence, because the violence is on the part of the person committing it and doesn't reside in its impact alone - to be inconsistent with the message I want her to receive…

It's like when they say "look at what you made me do!" It's always the victim's fault.

I was never meant to live in this era anyway.

Yeah, you should definitely tell the professional dog trainer, who professionally solved a very real problem for a paying customer, that they are doing their job wrong.

It would be the first non-human input on the whole religion thing. Wouldn't that cause all of our ethical presumptions to have to be thought about in a different light? Seems like the same as talking to aliens.

Sounds like Chuck doesn't know much about Gorillas and didn't bother to check. They do know about death and they do get sad about it. Even dogs do that and Gorillas are dramatically more human-like in every sense. Tell the Gorilla. Tell her all about it. Of course Koko has feelings. Tell her about Jesus and the…

"Women's magazine?" If a regular "women's magazine" had pure espionage, tales of disguise, seduction, and secretly radical social justice, hell motherfucker yeah I'd read that shit.

You don't wanna go there. They don't have Fridays.

Time to bust out a new burner name: TheonGreycommentJoy.

While driving to my grandmother's funeral I found myself lost in West Virginia. I grew up in a city so driving in what seemed like the backwoods of West Virginia had me terrified. Then I saw it. There was a baptist church that shared a parking lot with an adult video arcade. It was like my Grandmother knew how bummed…