by Ari Schwartz

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

That's because very few people in the former colonies seem to know how to make tea properly.

When every condescending asshole informs me that I need to have children I should have articles like this saved.

I said "PUPPY" out loud. Reflexively.

The coldest, saddest puppy in Illinois