Awesome! It’s always nice to see a local asshole show up here. By “nice” I mean “sad and depressing,” of course.

Guys, guys! Obviously this is like the Krakatoa disappearance, or the Marie Celeste! These poor frat boys have likely:

This is great, thank you!

This has happened to me and some other people I know with motorcycles, too. I’ve parked at a grocery store to pick something up on my way home, and I come out to see some jackass with their kid up on my bike.

Oh hey! Hi! Nice to meet you. I was that kid.

Wait, so he had a Suzuki but Kawasaki is sending him a new bike?

This is hard for me because I’m considering what bike to get next. Right now I have a Ninjette, and I love it, but I want more power and top speed.

Long ago when I was young, and dinosaurs ruled the earth, a friend of mine told me a story.

I used to get hideous cramps as a teenager, but once my dumb ladyparts stopped working right, I barely had anything, much less cramps.

I had a best friend for over 20 years. We met in 2nd grade and were best friends until she died in 2004.

I feel like this could be a magnificent ghee idea, too!

I’ve got tubeless tires, so I have a plug kit and a little pump/inflator that runs off the SAE pigtail, so I can hook it up to my bike and fill my tires. So far I’ve used it more on other people’s vehicles (including a nice couple in a minivan with low tires last summer) than my own, but it’s nice to be able to top up…

Sandy Powell’s look is amazing. I expect her to whip out a dagger and go 1 on 1 with Paul Muad’dib.

In 10 years, I expect I’ll be saying that about Portland, too.

After the “Manigale” thing they did a while back and this, I’m definitely going to swing by and see them. Hopefully they won’t hate on me for my Kawak.

Counterpoint:

I’ve seen “evangelize” used as a thing that companies are looking for, as in, We want someone to evangelize our product!!!!

I’ve had an electric car for about 5 years now. As much as I want to be excited for electric bikes, there’s just not a lot of infrastructure to support charging a bike if you want to go on a longer trip. If you’re off the beaten path, there’s even less.

Hey, I live here, too, and I’m not a wang.

My local bar (which also makes great pizza so I eat lunch there) had a bunch of fun Christmas decorations up last week.