Absolutely not. He looks like the kind of guy who would be just pathetisad in the sack. Like, he’d be so busy checking himself out in the mirrored ceiling that you’d possibly even be forgotten while he preened.

Eh, it’s hard for me to say. I don’t have a ton of eye wrinklage, and I’m really bad about regularly applying stuff, but the few times I did it seemed to at least work on the lines under my eyes after a night of bad sleep. I don’t know if I’d pay full price (holy crap it’s pricey) for it, though.

Oh! That must be what the City eye wrinkle serum stuff I got in a Glossybox a couple months ago has! It mentions something about “synthetic snake venom” which of course made my husband and I snicker.

I’ve only gotten one, but the Beauteque one was fab for skincare. I also love some of the quarterlies, like Fortune Cookie Soap, Amor Naturals, etc. All of those are much more skincare/haircare than makeup.

I got my first Beauteque this month, and I also love the snail stuff! My husband thinks it’s hilarious and awesome, and I just really like how it goes on and makes my skin feel. I’ve been using it like a moisturizer, and I’ll probably end up buying a full-size version if I can.

I’m thinking it’s the side of the hip, she’s lying on her side, with her hip up, and her hand kind of between her thighs.

Dude, Lean Cuisine is like a war crime. It should not be. You are doing the right thing!

So, my dad is an avid fisherman since his retirement. And he catches an insane number of tuna (insane for a dude and a few friends on a little boat, he’s not a commercial fisherman) each season. This year he caught about 12 total, and then canned it.

This forever.

I do salad with toasted nuts, dried fruits, and a good homemade (super easy!) vinaigrette of some sort. I am stoked to see everyone’s ideas! I love love love veggies, but I’m really terrible at, like, putting them together in an edible way.

You might also try a Baskin Robbins (or other ice cream place). A lot of the ones around here have dry ice for packing their ice cream home.

I was thinking more like, “This space intentionally left blank.”

Fuck no. I live in an area that has a huge Hispanic population, and I can honestly say that Trump speaks only for himself. And probably some garbage people whose opinions don’t mean shit anyway.

I don’t want this ignorant trashbag of a person to go to jail, I just want her to lose her job so someone who isn’t an ignorant trashbag can do the job that’s not being done right now. Same goes for the other guy who is protecting his “sister.”

Bro, do you even know who I am?

We have two cats and a dog, and they all have different hair types, so it’s basically a war of attrition.

How was it to install?

How was it to install?

Well, as a daily commuter, I’d say the guy was probably one of the many wangs that we have to apologize for regularly. As such, I apologize! I hope your wife won’t think badly of all of us for one person’s stupidity.

Well, not many that we know of.

Yyyyep! When I was 16, a 21 year-old guy was interested in me. Prior to this I’d had one boyfriend during junior high for all of about 2 weeks, so dumb teenage me was all a-twitter about a guy liking me omg omg omg.