My mom craved egg salad sandwiches with me. And I love egg salad sandwiches with all my heart to this day.

My husband read an article recently that said that white people need to eat more oily fishes, as some kind of genetic ancestral tradeoff because many of our ancestors come from cold, dark places. Sardines are great for that. He eats his with some avocado, and he gets the King Oscar ones, the Meditarranean ones with…

I find myself playing one weapon a lot, and then switching to something else. I started MH4U with the Hunting Horn (because it's always been awesome). Then I decided to try out the new Charge Blade, which is ridiculously fun. I used to play a lot of SnS in the old one, so that's probably why it was fun for me.

It would be so awesome to be able to split here. I know — I get how scary it seems to riders and drivers. There are a lot of dumb squids out there who do 85 and weave through traffic wearing a $600 Arai lid and a pair of shorts with sneakers.

Weird as it sounds, check out some motorcycle gear.

I never want to be "that guy," but raw food in its most whole form is the best food for dogs and cats. You know what's in it. You don't have to grind or add weird stuff to it.

It's weird, isn't it? I think one of the reasons super terrible jobs affect us so strongly (and super good ones, of course) is that we typically have to work. We have to make money to support our families, ourselves, our pets, etc. A bad marriage is horrible, but you're not forced into marriage in order to eat this…

About a million years ago when I was working in a surprisingly nice call center doing technical support, we had some management type go to some conference. This conference told these manager types that putting a mirror at our desks would cause us to remember to smile while on the phone with customers, and that…

For real, what everyone else is saying.

I use a butterknife — just use the non-serrated bit and tap around the lid. It'll dent the lid and (hopefully) break the seal.

I mean, how is that even possible? That's, like, his stomach plug over there.

I knew nothing about and it and decided to give it a try (FNAF1). There really aren't a lot of jump-scares. Like others have said, it's more of an "OH SHI-" and then you're dead thing.

Fanny Glitterwinkle for President