Being fat is a choice (unless Prader-Willis syndrome or other very rare conditions), don’t wanna get made fun of, stop shoving junk food into your mouth. Fair game as far as I’m concerned...

Pushing using an open trunk lid... bad decisions are universal.

Congratulations on this original thought.  I’m heading back over to The Root so I can feel even worse about myself.

His character is also learning disabled but his mother has sex with a flight school administrator in order for him to be accepted. 

A Lesion of Their Own

All for this.  Having worked in Shibuya a couple of years ago and now Akiba, I’m glad to see these things go.  I think they’re a hazard and they hold up traffic.  Of course, this doesn’t mean we’ve seen the last them on the road, but I doubt they’ll be as popular if they have to drop license characters.  

I hope nintendo burries them. There’re already enough ganjins goofing around and being idiots in central tokyo without them dressing up like clowns and driving slow ass karts in the middle of trafic.

Based on Kelsi's Instagram, she finds Chlamydia kinda catchy.

“Summer Catch”

Eight Men In

“Fever Itch”

I think the best Star Wars tech would be teleporters, you know, just like Kirk and Picard used to get places.

It’s unwarranted cult consumerism worship. There’s a huge difference between being an enthusiast and being a fucking rube.

Tesla is a fucking cult and this sort of insane behavior should not be encouraged.

If a new Tesla owner is enthusiastic enough to tell other people about their joys of their car and show them around one, that’s fine.  Doing it in direct support of a profit making company because they can’t be bothered to pay for it themselves is not.  

“helping a company you believe in” and “performing free work for a company because they need more sales staff but don’t want to hire them” are very different.

Ferrari can fucking pay me. Also, IDGAF about Ferraris. I’ll at least take a call from Daihatsu.

Getting beaten by a rigged game? Fair.
Beating a rigged game? Stop right there, criminal scum!  

It took him that long to realize he was on the Bills? 

more than 400 vehicles financed by the captive that could not be located.