Disclaimer: I’m obviously not blaming Kathy Griffin for this.

Well, Trump handily won Ohio, so he may have a point.

I say we impose sanctions on the Irani, Iraqi, Libyan, Somalian, Sudanese, Syrian, and Yemeni national teams.

Now it gets reported on and makes them look shitty, especially when people can go back and find evidence of Saudis doing it in the past.

I just don’t think Quilted Northern’s subliminal viral marketing campaign is going as planned.

They’re buying the ability to continue human rights abuses, and fund terrorists who attack America without interference. That is what they’re buying.

The accident is the fault of the dingus who decided to illegally pull out into the HOV lane across a solid line in front of clearly oncoming traffic (the biker), but good lord, don’t ride a motorcycle or drive a car at 80 MPH (watch his speedometer) in a lane next to traffic going about 20 MPH slower.

My thoughts exactly.

“Botha left behind a wife ... and their five children.”

Yeah, we should celebrate five fatherless children.

Matt Harvey’s next start

“she showed me the blood coming down from her elbow,” Porter said. “It looked real purple and red and it looked like there was a hole in her jacket.”

Yearly testing for senior citizens and affordable mass transit. Until then, stories like this one will be all too common.

The investment banker in me says, good work Arthur Andersen. that’s why they pay you the big bucks.

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

Wow, it actually looks pretty nice! I can’t help but wonder, however, if the interior is standard issue GM. You know, the sort of looks-ok-at-first-glance, but then you start using it and realize it’s actually just lipstick on top of the cheapest plastics known to man. Either way, it takes some balls to drop a…

Unfortunately it’s not to me. The average American carries thousands of dollars worth of credit card debt each month. Banks and lenders make it too easy to be in debt up to your eyeballs these days.

Why would I want actual information about an upcoming vehicle I might be interested in when I can have all of this snark!

He actually pitched well too! 2.2 scoreless innings and a couple of strikeouts on the ledger for him before Cuba absolutely demolished his replacement out of the ‘pen. Much like that crafty veteran Eddie Harris, you’re not quite sure how he got it done, but he did.

I’m not a VW guy, but I would buy one of these in a heartbeat if I could.