I’m going to go ahead and disagree with you on that one. The arm rests on a plane are ridiculously low. I appreciate the bump up.

Will Norm MacDonald play Fat Leonard?

“Check this out!”

Big doughy mouth breather was probably thinking, “I took a shower for this?”

“That’s their word. They can say it as much as they want.”

That was a nice little commission for me.

Chuugokujins Chuugokujin-ing.

As someone who thinks that this kind of stuff is predatory - I like this.

Nah. Its that shitty Saturn.

If you don’t like how things are done in a foreign country that you are visiting, either shut the hell up about it or stay the fuck home.

Might want to do a quick check on that exhaust system. I think you may have a leak. 

The hell are you talking about? I went to a baseball game in Japan and they played the Japanese National Anthem before the game. They also play it on the final day of a Sumo tournament.

What the hell is wrong with you? It took me years to block the ending of David the Gnome from my memory. Now, I’m fucking wrecked all over again. 

Jim Edmonds and the Cardinals have been doing it the Right Way® for years.

From David Tracy’s Truck Yeah earlier report:

At $60k+ there are no other trucks in its “class”

Are you sure those Crocs were for indoor use? Every pair of Crocs I have seen in Japan were for outside use only, like when you just run out for a quick second.

This. 100%