The execs really took this slogan to heart...
The execs really took this slogan to heart...
“Nope. I’m looking for the exact opposite of what you got there...”
$157,290 in payments on an Audi S5
Hacking... The Right Way
Not the first Lifetime movie for Kristen Wiig
Get back to me when the license plate isn’t so oblong
Looks like dat bitch bout to get backhanded
Dear God...
Yup. Anytime you get shot down by a Soviet fighter plane, you know you are messing up.
I must go, my planet needs me.
As someone who purchased a 2015 A4 Sports Plus back in September, I can tell you that I initially went in looking for an All-Road. The problem was that it was stupid expensive for what it really was, a raised A4 wagon with plastic cladding. If that car was $5K less, they would still be producing them.
The Athletic Director realized the folly of the earlier decision when he stated that the only students allowed to give traumatic head injuries should be football players.
That’s a man’s leg?
“Oh. Move east? I thought you said Wiest.”
He died doing what her loved: Trying to kill himself.
Just a Mets employee fitting all season ticket holders for the advertised free t-shirt day.
“With an active family, I need a deep cleaning detergent that gets grass stains out of my hair.”