Good luck trying to get laid WITH this car and IN this car.

I guess it all depends on what your kink is....

What the hell? Stop Leaving your vehicles in the middle of the road! How are the able-minded people supposed to get through there?

Don't leave your car in a driving lane.

I'm not too familiar with the HP and tourque numbers for all of the eco packages in all of the trucks. But I think we are straying off my point, which is: Ford is now trying to save fuel economy by making their trucks out of a higher priced commodity like aluminum. While Dodge, GM, and Toyota are going to be forced to…

Yet, just because they put a neato name on the engine, it doesn't mean it has good fuel economy. The current ecobost F-150 is behind both Dodge and GMC in mpg.

Yikes! Right back up the D hole?!?

2nd Gear: OMG EVERYONE GET ALUMINUM

Is this the same Civic that was sitting in the Honda of Frontenac dealership in St. Louis a few years back? I tried to a search on the VIN but since it is such an old car, there is no record on carfax. This looks exactly like it, I would be totally surprised if there were two of these in the same color and in the same…

The Phillies were in town a few years back and I ended up getting seats right behind their dugout. I decided that Chase Utley was going to be the victim of my incessant drunken heckling so everytime he came in from the field or stood on deck, I just laid into him. It was a pretty close game and the whole time he never…

Lyn St. JamesDefinitely the best.

I find it odd that bow ties are used by both the far right Tucker Carlsons of the world and the far left hipsters of Williamsburg.

Heidi: Dad, am I still an Olympian?

As a bleeding heart liberal, I'm supposed to be on the side of the UAW. I am not. The UAW is quite possibly the worst of them all. I have never seen an organization so short-sited and greedy as the modern auto workers union. Are the people in Tennessee auto plants being mistreated? Paid poorly? The auto workers union…

God bless Jack Elam...

Ma ma monkey

Tickle my tits.

Dangy, get me the heck out of here!